he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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