Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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