I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
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Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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