if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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