Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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