i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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