We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
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I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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