I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize