his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
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As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize