is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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