There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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