I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
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I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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