She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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