If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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