school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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