"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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