White coat. Heels.
It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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