Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Damn victory sex feels great
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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