i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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