We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
