Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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