I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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