Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i already hear my dad disowning me
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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