so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
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Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
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You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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