My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
