What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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