I'm drive I can fine osifer
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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