I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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