I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I could fuck to npr.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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