You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
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Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Come back. Shots need mouths.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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