I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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