that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Sex in the backyard? Check.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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