He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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