Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
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Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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