bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
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I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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