we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
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kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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