I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
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by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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