im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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