Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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