Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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