Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
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I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
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I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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