Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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