he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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