Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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