i jhust puked up my retainher.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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