If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Oh god it's open bar.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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