umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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