She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
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He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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