So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
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The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars