I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
The ass gains better be worth it
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