He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
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I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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