i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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