I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
No subtext here. People are naked.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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