Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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