She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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