cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
We had sex on a dog bed..
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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