Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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