I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
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