we're blogging at a bar
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
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Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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