She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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