He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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